We set off from the dragon’s cave towards Pirate Town. Along the way we found this half-elf fighting some kind of giant monkey. I’ve dealt with some monkeys before and I was quite glad this one did not throw its crap at us. After we killed it, we started talking to the woman that said her name was River and found out that she was also headed to Pirate Town, so we joined up.
We arrived at the town the next day and found it pretty much the way I expected it, but something wasn’t right. Wallril noted that the fire was alchemical, and I noticed that there was no loot in the burned buildings. When most towns get attacked by a dragon, they run away screaming and don’t take their stuff. Then, and I can’t believe I’m writing this, we watched the new girl have an in-depth “conversation” with a seagull. I think she’s crazier than I am.
Just as we were about to leave, I spotted smoke coming from a chimney in a large warehouse. We moved to investigate and found that ‘ol WB was still making rum here. The distillers were not happy to see us, so, to my disappointment, we just left.
As we arrived back in Misenum, the chief of the guard met us and totally arrested me, the gnome, and the cleric for a murder we didn’t commit. Don’t get me wrong, I take pride in killing things, but I don’t murder someone in cold blood in the middle of town in the middle of the day. That’s an amateur move. So, now we’re in jail and it’s up to Tal’Sheek, River, and Emryn to find out the truth and get us the hell out of here.